Gas Stations

somewhere you can stop for  bread, milk, quick snack, ice for your cooler and a 64oz drink.... it has also been a last minute stop for the $5 can of chili your forgot at the store and have to have for your hot dogs. Lately, it has been where we all spend our paycheck on gas - gas prices are ridiculous but that is not the point of this post.

Last Friday I was on my way to meet M's Dad and on the way my pitcher 6-7 glasses of tea hit me. So, when I got to the gas station I ran in to use the restroom. I hate using gas station bathrooms it is never my first choice but I didn't have any other option.

I go inside and of course someone is in there, I always hate seeing who was in there before me. So, I am standing there with my legs crossed doing my dance and the door opens. UGH, so now I have seen who was in there and when I stepped inside the restroom I choked and passed out on the floor knew what she had been doing. 

Of course, they do not have the paper seat covers and laying toilet paper across the toilet never works, it always falls off and to be honest I didn't have time. So, I do the "squat" avoiding actually "sitting" down - I stand there and stand there and stand there and finally my legs give out because I drank to much tea and I sat down..... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Have you ever felt the need to sanitize your ass? I did right at that very moment. I washed my entire body  hands and headed back to the car. I have a bottle of sanitizer in my car and I sanitized my hands once again..

I took a shower as soon as I got home..

I am not sure I will ever be the same.

:)